| Part I · Fake Needs |
| 1 |
You need a new car every few years |
| 2 |
Your car payment is just the cost of living |
| 3 |
Renting is throwing money away |
| 4 |
Buy as much house as the bank approves you for |
| 5 |
A bigger house means a better life |
| 6 |
You need the newest phone |
| 7 |
Streaming subscriptions are too cheap to matter individually |
| 8 |
The gym membership is an investment in yourself |
| 9 |
Delivery apps save you time, and time is money |
| 10 |
Store brands are lower quality |
| 11 |
Every child needs their own bedroom |
| 12 |
Kids need expensive activities to succeed |
| 13 |
You need a separate wardrobe for work |
| 14 |
The extended warranty protects you |
| 15 |
You need a storage unit |
| 16 |
Coffee out is the reason you're broke |
| 17 |
I can't cook, so I have to order |
| 18 |
Pets are cheap |
| 19 |
We need a second car |
| 20 |
A vacation means going somewhere |
| Part II · Fake Wealth |
| 21 |
Rich people drive nice cars |
| 22 |
The watch signals success |
| 23 |
Designer goods hold their value |
| 24 |
First class is worth it |
| 25 |
Business dinners are networking |
| 26 |
Your neighborhood reflects your net worth |
| 27 |
A high salary means you're wealthy |
| 28 |
Home equity is money you have |
| 29 |
Your net worth is what you own |
| 30 |
Debt is fine as long as you can make the payment |
| 31 |
A good credit score means you're doing well |
| 32 |
Buy now, pay later isn't really debt |
| 33 |
Points and miles make it free |
| 34 |
Leasing is smarter than buying |
| 35 |
Refinancing puts money in your pocket |
| 36 |
Consolidating debt reduces it |
| 37 |
A raise means you can afford more |
| 38 |
Bonuses are extra money |
| 39 |
Overtime is the way out |
| 40 |
Looking successful attracts opportunity |
| Part III · Fake Security |
| 41 |
A steady job is security |
| 42 |
Your employer values loyalty |
| 43 |
Tenure and seniority protect you |
| 44 |
Your skills can't be automated |
| 45 |
My industry is recession-proof |
| 46 |
HR is on your side |
| 47 |
The pension will be there |
| 48 |
Social Security will cover it |
| 49 |
My emergency fund is big enough |
| 50 |
My insurance covers that |
| 51 |
I don't need disability insurance |
| 52 |
Life insurance is for older people |
| 53 |
My health plan protects me from financial disaster |
| 54 |
My partner's income is our backup |
| 55 |
My parents' house is my inheritance |
| 56 |
I'll just work forever |
| 57 |
Retirement is a date |
| 58 |
I'll spend less when I retire |
| 59 |
My kids will look after me |
| 60 |
The government will fix this |
| Part IV · Fake Investments |
| 61 |
Your home is your best investment |
| 62 |
Renovations pay for themselves |
| 63 |
Real estate always goes up |
| 64 |
Rental property is passive income |
| 65 |
You need a financial advisor |
| 66 |
Actively managed funds beat the market |
| 67 |
Fees are too small to matter |
| 68 |
Timing the market is a skill you can develop |
| 69 |
Invest in what you know |
| 70 |
Picking individual stocks is how people get rich |
| 71 |
Crypto is the young person's asset |
| 72 |
Gold protects you |
| 73 |
Whole life insurance is an investment |
| 74 |
Company stock is a good bet — I work there |
| 75 |
Alternative assets diversify you |
| 76 |
You should check your portfolio regularly |
| 77 |
Cash is safe |
| 78 |
Pay off the mortgage early — always |
| 79 |
I'm too old to start |
| 80 |
You need a lot of money to start |
| Part V · Fake Advice |
| 81 |
Budgeting is the answer |
| 82 |
Cut the small stuff and you'll be fine |
| 83 |
Just spend less than you earn |
| 84 |
Follow your passion and the money will follow |
| 85 |
Get a degree and you'll be fine |
| 86 |
Student debt is good debt |
| 87 |
Side hustles are the way out |
| 88 |
Passive income is passive |
| 89 |
Entrepreneurship is safer than employment |
| 90 |
Financial literacy fixes poverty |
| 91 |
Rich people just work harder |
| 92 |
Anyone can make it if they try |
| 93 |
The market rewards merit |
| 94 |
Don't talk about money |
| 95 |
Keep your salary secret |
| 96 |
Never discuss money with your partner |
| 97 |
Money can't buy happiness |
| 98 |
Wanting money is greedy |
| 99 |
You'll feel secure once you hit the number |
| 100 |
There's a finish line |